Clever Things to Write on a Cast

When people break bones and get a cast they also get an opportunity to express themselves. They also get the opportunity to allow others to express something on their cast.
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Writing on a cast has become a rite-of-passage for kids. It's less permanent than a tattoo, but it's just as cool. This page provides some clever things to write either to entertain or encourage someone wearing a cast.

"JB's cast" by Birdies100 is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

Clever Things to Write on a Cast

Clever Things to Write on a Cast

Funny Things to Write on a Cast

• Itch is located here... and here... and here... and here.
• Ad space available for sale. $100 per sq inch.
• You should see the other guy.
• Insert scratching utensil here.
• I chose this option over amputation.
• Alcohol did this to me!
• No! You can't sign my cast!
• I said "Watch this!" and then next thing you know...
• What doesn't kill you makes you stronger in 6-8 weeks.
• I should have had more milk as a child.
• Temporary exoskeleton.
• No, it doesn't hurt. It mostly itches now.
• Don't take 'break a leg' so literally next time.
• This is what a natural consequence looks like.

Cute and Sincere Things to Write on a Cast

• X marks the spot that I'm praying to be healed.
• A broken bone is a sign of living life to the fullest.
• You wear this well!
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but encouraging words can help them heal.
• Things like this happen to the best of us.
• Let me know if you need a hand with anything.
• I'm rock'n this cast like a boss!
• This is a magic bone-healing cast.
• Think of this cast as a perpetual hug for your broken bone.
• Let this cast do it's job. It'll get things straightened out.
• It takes a cool person to make a cast look cool.

More Ideas to Say Get Well

Broken Bone Get Well Messages / Get Well Wishes