When people break bones and get a cast they also get an opportunity to express themselves. They also get the opportunity to allow others to express something on their cast. Writing on a cast has become a rite-of-passage for kids. It's less permanent than a tattoo, but it's just as cool. This page provides some clever things to write either to entertain or encourage someone wearing a cast.
"JB's cast" by Birdies100 is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
Funny Things to Write on a Cast
Itch is located here... and here... and here... and here.
Ad space available for sale. $100 per sq inch.
You should see the other guy.
Insert scratching utensil here.
I chose this option over amputation.
Alcohol did this to me!
No! You can't sign my cast!
I said "Watch this!" and then next thing you know...
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger in 6-8 weeks.
I should have had more milk as a child.
No, it doesn't hurt. It mostly itches now.
Don't take 'break a leg' so literally next time.
This is what a natural consequence looks like.
Cute and Sincere Things to Write on a Cast
X marks the spot that I'm praying to be healed.
A broken bone is a sign of living life to the fullest.
You wear this well!
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but encouraging words can help them heal.
Things like this happen to the best of us.
Let me know if you need a hand with anything.
I'm rock'n this cast like a boss!
This is a magic bone-healing cast.
Think of this cast as a perpetual hug for your broken bone.
Let this cast do it's job. It'll get things straightened out.