Halloween Wishes, Poems, and Quotes

Halloween provides a chance to have a little fun in the fall. You may not get to see everyone you would like to on Halloween. Sending a card, text message, or posting a message on social media are ways to celebrate Halloween from a distance. The following ideas include funny, sincere, and even religious themed messages. Use these to inspire you to write something fun, interesting, or scary. 

Funny and Sweet Halloween Wishes

• I like the real person inside your costume. You make Halloween fun.
• May your Halloween be freaky fun and deathly delicious.
• You're one of my favorite 'fiends' to celebrate with on Halloween.
• There's no amount of make-up or costume that could make me not want to give you a big Halloween hug. You're too 'boo-tiful' to be scary.
• If you get scared on Halloween, just think of something sweet. That something is me!
• I'm not going to say what everyone else says. Happy October 31st!
• I'm wishing you the very best sugar high that Halloween candy can give you!
• What do the ghost, Jack-o-lantern, witch, monster, zombie, and I all have in common? We are all wishing you a Happy Halloween.
• I hope your Halloween screams with excitement!
• I have two important questions for you to answer about Halloween. What is a “ween” and why is it "hollow?"
• I'm wishing you a Halloween that is so fun that it’s scary.
• The sweetest thing I know of this Halloween isn't the candy. It's you!
• Having fun on Halloween is just as mandatory as dressing up.
• Having a happy Halloween is just one option. There are many other emotions to feel on this spooky night.
• Don't be afraid to have fun. Have fun being afraid.
• The werewolf wants to wish you a happy Howl-o-ween!
• May your Halloween fun exceed your candy-induced belly ache!
• You're too old to trick or treat, but you're not too old to get a treat!
• Halloween is one day out of the year when adults get to dress up, use imagination, and act like children again.
• Ugly people have an advantage on Halloween. They already have their costume. You, however, will need a costume to look ugly.
• I hope your treats outnumber your tricks.
• Even the most awkward people feel normal on Halloween.
• It's no wonder Halloween makes us feel like kids again with all the pranks, the candy, and playing dress-up? Sugar and creativity are the fuel of child-like behavior.
• Let this serve as your warning. "Trick or treat!"
• I'm a big fan of Halloween, but I'm also a big fan of you!
• Halloween isn't just a day. It's a lifestyle.
• If you want to do something really scary on Halloween, drive your car. More people are killed each year by car accidents. Zombies, vampires, and werewolves aren't even a close second.
• Remember to only wear your costume on Halloween. But if it isn't Halloween and you haven't done laundry recently and you have nothing else to wear, then wear your costume. It's better to be scary than to be smelly.
• Just take a picture and superimpose a costume onto yourself. Halloween doesn't have to be a lot of work.
• You may be a little too old to trick or treat, but you'll never be too old to dress up!
• If you feel like you're being watched this Halloween, it may be because I am actually watching you. I have a crush on the person underneath your costume.
• When some people wear a mask, it's an improvement. You, however, should not wear a mask.
• We only get one holiday each year to dress up in costumes, play pranks, and eat a ton of candy. The rest of the year we play pranks and eat candy without wearing the costumes.

• You have plenty to be afraid of on Halloween, but don't be scared to enjoy the night of tricks and treats!
• It's the time of year when people get to be themselves with everyone. Thanks for letting me be myself all year.
• Have an extra sweet and spooky holiday evening.
• Dress up in the most fantastically fun costume you can. Ring my doorbell. Say 'trick or treat.' Take some candy. And give me a big Halloween hug.
• What would October be without its holiday? What would I be without you? The answer is the same.
• The only thing I like better than dressing up and eating candy is doing those two things with you.
• Happy November 1st eve!
• Thanks for being a genuine person 364 days of the year. You can be someone else on Halloween.
• You look good in anything, but I especially like you in a cute costume on October 31st.
• You make this holiday freaky fun. I hope you get to enjoy Halloween as much as I enjoy you.
• Don't be too scared. Your Halloween will be extra sweet this year. Have fun and remember that I am glad to have a friend like you with whom I can laugh and scream.​
• Make sure you bring a big goody bag. It's time to get some treats!
• I hope your Halloween is more of a treat than a trick.
• Don't believe any comedians dressed in a skeleton costume. All you'll hear is a humerus fibulas.

Halloween Poems

Hand-Cuffed Costume
Dress up and play the part
Hold out your bag to be stuffed
Just don’t do it at the Wal-Mart
Or you might end up hand-cuffed

Halloween Wardrobe Malfunction
It’s so much fun to be scared a little bit
but no one likes to be terrified
Make sure your costume is a good fit
And don’t let it become untied

Just a Costume
Wishing you lots of Halloween fun 
As you eat all the candy you can
If you get scared, try not to run
Under the monster costume is a man

Religious/Christian Messages

• In the dark night of Halloween, the Lord's light shines even more brightly.
• May the Lord bless you and keep you safe this Halloween!
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Halloween, I will fear no evil.
• Halloween isn't the most Godly holiday, but it's still a great day of the year to pray.
• It's nice that the devil's holiday also get secularized by candy and festivities.
• Our Lord is alive, and we can be assured in His ability to overcome death and evil even on Halloween night.
• The only reason Halloween is not a totally dark, scary, and hopeless event is because of the power and hope of Jesus Christ to save us from sin, death, and evil.
• May you be comforted by the grace of God this Halloween as you are surrounded by the celebration of evil.
• Halloween is not a holiday, it is an 'unholiday.' It is a celebration of all that is unholy.

Halloween Quotes

These are some silly original sayings made up just for Wishesmessagessayings.com.

• Halloween is just an excuse for neighbors to mingle a bit. The rest of the year they are the jerks who live in our neighborhood.
• If door-to-door solicitors wore silly costumes and only came on Halloween, I'd open the door for them more often.
• There's plenty of evil in this world without the excuse of Halloween, but the holiday is a good reminder.
• Halloween is the best night to be yourself, especially if you are Dracula.
• Halloween is proof that evil can be worshiped in a fun, profitable way.
• You can tell a lot about a person by the costume they choose for Halloween.
• Halloween is the worst day of the year to get help when you are stumbling around, moaning, and bleeding from your head.
• If you don't like any of the real holidays, you might like Halloween.
• There's one day a year you get to scare your neighbors and they return the favor with candy.