Even though bones heal, a broken bone is still an inconvenience. A person may have to wear a cast for several weeks. Writing something fun on a cast or something sincere in a card can be the distraction or encouragement that's needed during recovery.
Funny Messages for a Broken Bone Get Well Card
At least you didn’t break your funny bone. That would be really serious.
I guess this is proof that you aren’t invincible.
The trick isn’t to have no pain; it’s to no longer care about your pain.
Have you been drinking your milk?
Your skeleton broke? I hope it gets fixed soon so you can wear it on Halloween.
If you ever start to feel upset about your broken bone, just think about all the other 205 bones that you were lucky enough to not break.
You probably needed some rest anyway. Now you have a good excuse.
Since milk is good for bones, I think you should have as many milkshakes as you can.
Good thing that bones can heal on their own. Make sure you rest enough to let that happen.
6-12 weeks is about how long it takes to heal a bone. That means you have plenty of time to binge watch your favorite shows.
This is what happens when you hang out around kryptonite and still act like a superhero.
If it isn’t broken, you’re not supposed to fix it. In this case, you will need to fix it.
Does Super glue work on bones? How about duct tape?