Half-birthdays give us a chance to celebrate aging more often than just once per year. Most people don't celebrate their half-birthday. If you remember and acknowledge it you might surprise them. Some families make a tradition out of celebrating half-birthdays.
Any reason I have to celebrate you is a good reason even if it isn't your full birthday.
Life is too short. Half birthdays are one remedy for not getting enough birthdays.
We start out celebrating our weeks as a baby. Then we celebrate months. Eventually we celebrate half birthdays. When we get old enough we stop having birthdays altogether.
Happy 182.5 days past your birthday!
Instead of giving you half of your birthday present now, I will just wait until your birthday to give you a whole present.
Just think. You're halfway to ___!
It's time to round up.
You aren't just __ years old. You are __ half years old.
You deserve half of a happy birthday.
You get to celebrate without actually getting older.
Let's keep celebrating until your actual birthday.
The store wouldn't sell me half of a birthday card so you will need to imagine that this card is supposed to be twice as big.
It's fun to enjoy a birthday twice a year. Maybe we should do quarter birthdays too.
Too bad we can't celebrate half birthdays more than once per year. Oh wait! I got an idea.
I'm really glad to be celebrating your birthday twice each year. It gives me the opportunity to forget your birthday twice.
Six months from now you'll be enjoying cake and presents. Keep that in mind tomorrow, when your half birthday will be over.
How often do you need a birthday celebration? This is ridiculous! In the time that it takes to read this message you've aged a little. Let's bake you another cake and give you more presents.
Aren't you a bit too old to be making a big deal about a half birthday?
Half birthdays were originally celebrated to help kids learn how to figure out fractions.
Since you are at .5, can we round up to your nearest age?
I hope the second half of this year of your life is the best half year you have ever lived.
Didn't I just wish you a happy birthday about six months ago?
Birthdays go by so fast. Half birthdays seem to last half as long.
If I had another six months to look, I might be able to find you a good present.
Half birthdays are like appendixes. Everyone has them, but no one is really sure about their purpose.
Which half of the year is more fun? I hope it's the second half for you this year.
I'm wishing you half of a happy birthday. You can cash in the other half on your actual birthday.
In a year from now you can consider yourself a year and a half older than you are now.
This may be your half birthday, but I wish you an entire year of blessings until your next half birthday.