Sports Fan Birthday Messages, Wishes, and Sayings

Sports Fan Birthday Wishes

General Sports-Related Wishes

I know you'll be able to blow out your candles because a sports fan as big as you creates a lot of wind.
You know you are getting old when you have to switch to playing golf. You know you are getting really old when you have to switch the channel to golf.
Happy birthday to a person who's three favorite sports are professional (sport), college (same sport), and high school (same sport).
The pep rally marching band is playing your song, happy birthday to you.

Basketball

Football

Don't pass on a happy birthday, go for the goal!
You're too young to be in the end zone. You're only on the (age) yard line.
Each year it gets a little more difficult to get up and down the field, but it's always easy to cheer for your favorite team.
You're on the special team to make the play of the day. The play is simple. Have a happy birthday!
You've made it to the (age) yard line!
College linemen have the same neck size, I.Q., and age.
Quarterbacks don't age. They just suddenly pass when it's their time.

Baseball/Softball

Racing

Golf

Maybe this will be the year your golf score will be lower than your age.
Another year has gone by, but your golfing years are still under par.
Your two secrets are safe with me: your true age and your true handicap.
When you blow out your candles, don't forget to make a wish for a hole in one.
You're never too young to play golf, or cheat.
Your handicap just went up along with your age. Congratulations!
Your chosen sport is suitable for your age now.
On your birthday you get extra mulligans! Too bad you aren't playing golf right now.
There's no shame in using a golf cart, especially for someone your age.

Hockey

Keep your stick on the icing and blow out the candles.
You're never too young or old to get in a fight on the ice.
The best goalie in the world can't stop the inevitable, aging.
At your age you may frequently feel as sore as a hockey player after an intense match.

Bowling