Sports Fan Birthday Wishes

What to Write in a Sports Fan's Birthday Card

General Sports-Related Wishes
  • I know you'll be able to blow out your candles because a sports fan as big as you creates a lot of wind.
  • You know you are getting old when you have to switch to playing golf. You know you are getting really old when you have to switch the channel to golf.
  • Happy birthday to a person who's three favorite sports are professional (sport), college (same sport), and high school (same sport).
  • The pep rally marching band is playing your song, happy birthday to you.

Basketball
  • Instead of birthday wishes, I'm sending you birthday 'swishes.'
  • You are the MVP of the birthday party team.
  • Even champions have to get older.
  • I'll pass to you for the assist, and you can shoot for the best birthday ever.

Football
  • Don't pass on a happy birthday, go for the goal!
  • You're too young to be in the end zone. You're only on the (age) yard line.
  • Each year it gets a little more difficult to get up and down the field, but it's always easy to cheer for your favorite team.
  • You're on the special team to make the play of the day. The play is simple. Have a happy birthday!
  • You've made it to the (age) yard line!
  • College linemen have the same neck size, I.Q., and age.
  • Quarterbacks don't age. They just suddenly pass when it's their time.

Baseball/Softball
  • I hope your birthday is a home run, slugger!
  • Strike-outs don't exist on your birthday.
  • You have run (age) bases, but you're still a long way away from home plate.

Racing
  • You have driven (age) laps around the sun.
  • I hope your birthday doesn't go by as fast as a race car zooming by.

Golf
  • Maybe this will be the year your golf score will be lower than your age.
  • Another year has gone by, but your golfing years are still under par.
  • Your two secrets are safe with me: your true age and your true handicap.
  • When you blow out your candles, don't forget to make a wish for a hole in one.
  • You're never too young to play golf, or cheat.
  • Your handicap just went up along with your age. Congratulations!
  • Your chosen sport is suitable for your age now.
  • On your birthday you get extra mulligans! Too bad you aren't playing golf right now.
  • There's no shame in using a golf cart, especially for someone your age.

Hockey
  • Keep your stick on the icing and blow out the candles.
  • You're never too young or old to get in a fight on the ice.
  • The best goalie in the world can't stop the inevitable, aging.
  • At your age you may frequently feel as sore as a hockey player after an intense match.

Bowling
  • Don't spare a happy birthday. Make it a strike.
  • Knock em down, do a little dance, and celebrate!