General Sports-Related Wishes

• I know you'll be able to blow out your candles because a sports fan as big as you creates a lot of wind.
• You know you are getting old when you have to switch to playing golf. You know you are getting really old when you have to switch the channel to golf.
• Happy birthday to a person who's three favorite sports are professional (sport), college (same sport), and high school (same sport).
• The pep rally marching band is playing your song, happy birthday to you.
  
• Your score just keeps going up to new records!
  
• The greatest blessing of a birthday for a sports fan is getting to enjoy another season of sports.
  
• There's always enough time left on the clock for a big play Just remember that each quarter gets more exciting.
  
• I hope you can be as excited on your birthday as you are on the day the (sports team name) win the championship.
  

Basketball

• Instead of birthday wishes, I'm sending you birthday 'swishes.'
• You are the MVP of the birthday party team.
• Even champions have to get older.
• I'll pass to you for the assist, and you can shoot for the best birthday ever.

Football

• Don't pass on a happy birthday, go for the goal!
• You're too young to be in the end zone. You're only on the (age) yard line.
• Each year it gets a little more difficult to get up and down the field, but it's always easy to cheer for your favorite team.
• You're on the special team to make the play of the day. The play is simple. Have a happy birthday!
• You've made it to the (age) yard line!
• College linemen have the same neck size, I.Q., and age.
• Quarterbacks don't age. They just suddenly pass when it's their time.

Baseball/Softball

• I hope your birthday is a home run, slugger!
• Strike-outs don't exist on your birthday.
• You have run (age) bases, but you're still a long way away from home plate.

Racing

• You have driven (age) laps around the sun.
• I hope your birthday doesn't go by as fast as a race car zooming by.

Golf

• Maybe this will be the year your golf score will be lower than your age.
• Another year has gone by, but your golfing years are still under par.
• Your two secrets are safe with me: your true age and your true handicap.
• When you blow out your candles, don't forget to make a wish for a hole in one.
• You're never too young to play golf, or cheat.
• Your handicap just went up along with your age. Congratulations!
• Your chosen sport is suitable for your age now.
• On your birthday you get extra mulligans! Too bad you aren't playing golf right now.
• There's no shame in using a golf cart, especially for someone your age.

Hockey

• Keep your stick on the icing and blow out the candles.
• You're never too young or old to get in a fight on the ice.
• The best goalie in the world can't stop the inevitable, aging.
• At your age you may frequently feel as sore as a hockey player after an intense match.

Bowling

• Don't spare a happy birthday. Make it a strike.
• Knock em down, do a little dance, and celebrate!