Sarcastic Sayings

Sayings about Sarcasm

If you want to use a sayings about sarcasm, you can use the following.  These are meant to describe or explain sarcasm in a quote or saying form.  Below you will find actual sarcastic sayings.

• Sarcasm is the thin threaded coping skill that most people are barely hanging by in order to keep their jobs.
• Sarcasm is the only way to vent without yelling or whining.
• Sarcasm is a brief piece of satire, and satire is SO HILARIOUS.
• A sarcastic person communicates exactly what is on his or her mind by telling you exactly the opposite.  When a sarcastic person tells the truth everyone laughs.
• Sarcastic people are living their lives in a perpetual opposite day.
• Figuring out what a sarcastic person is trying to say is about as fun as a crossword puzzle without any clues.
• Sarcasm is the most honest form of humor.

Sarcastic Sayings

Keep in mind that if you are going to write sarcastic sayings that they need to be ridiculous enough and in a context that the reader will definitely understand that you mean them to be sarcastic.  A lot of meaning is lost when you write versus say something sarcastic.

• If you think I’m being sarcastic then you must be a genius.  You figured it out.
• I’m totally serious.  I would NEVER EVER be sarcastic
• Sarcasm is a good way to communicate directly with someone.  It is the most direct way to confuse and offend someone.
• I don’t get angry.  I get sarcastic.
• Now, would I ever lie to you sarcastically? Of course not, and you know I mean it from the bottom of my heart. Honest.
• Yep, you’re right.  You’re ALWAYS right.
• What would I ever do without you around to tell me how to do my job.
• Yeah, I totally love it when you dodge questions with sarcasm.  It’s totally awesome for me.
• Your honesty is inspiring.
• Sarcasm allows people to keep from saying what they really want to say, sometimes for the better and sometimes for worse.