60th Birthday Messages: Funny Jokes and Wishes for Turning 60

Writing in a 60th birthday card can be fun.  The following 60th birthday messages can give you ideas of what to write.  Keep in mind that 60 is one of the last milestones when people really get a lot of jokes about getting older.  60-year-old people are more mature, so hit them with some immature humor with jokes about being 60.
  1. Just a few more years until senior citizen discounts will pay for half of all your expenses.
  2. I think you’re going to come to find out that your 60’s will be as energetic and active as your 20’s… It’s just that you’ll have people in their 20’s doing most of your work for you.
  3. At 60 years old your experience becomes as valuable as your natural talent.  Happy birthday to an experienced and talented person! (Sincere 60th Birthday Message)
  4. Congratulations, you are now old enough you can use your back or your demented mind as an excuse to get out of just about anything you don’t want to have to do.  Happy 60th birthday!
  5. Enjoy your last decade of driving faster than your age.  When you get in your 70’s, 60 mph will be way to fast. Your top speed and age are the same in your 60’s.
  6. When you turn 60, you really have a good view of all ages.  You’re not far from the end, and you can laugh at all the people who think 40 or 50 is old.
  7. You’re no longer middle aged.  So… what does that make you?  End aged?   That sounds depressing. Happy 60th birthday!
  8. Just think, this is your 60th birthday cake.  Keep having birthdays so I can keep having cake every year on this day.
  9. Too bad we can’t get people cake and celebrate their lives at times other than their birthdays.  Then people could really enjoy the celebration without feeling really old.  Oh well, happy 60th birthday.
  10. Good thing people don’t age as fast as some other things like dogs, cars, or computers.  I’m glad you are a human instead of a dog, because otherwise you’d be dead by now. Happy 60th birthday!
  11. You’re going to need a huge cake for all your candles.  With 60 candles this year, it’s best if you use fake LED candles so you don’t pollute the air and cause global warming.  You’d have to get the fire department to help you put all those candles out.
  12. May your turning the milestone age of 60 make you feel more relaxed knowing that your life troubles are all temporary but you still have some time to enjoy the things and people you love. (Philosophical 60th birthday message)
  13. At 60 years old, people at work will finally start to listen to you, and who cares if you don’t realize that they are listening because they think you say funny stuff.  Congratulations on becoming the old witty coworker.