Halloween Card Wishes and Messages

Halloween card messages are a chance to have a little fun.  The following Halloween card ideas include funny poems, general best wishes, and even religious messages.  Use these to inspire you to write something fun, interesting, or even scary. 

Funny Halloween Poems

1. Wishing you lots of Halloween fun, and that you eat all the candy you can.  If you get scared try not to run, because under the costume the monster’s really just a man.
2. It’s so much fun to be scared a little bit, but no one likes to be terrified. Make sure your costume is a good fit, and don’t let it become untied.
3. Dress up and play the part.  Hold out your bag to be stuffed.  Just don’t do it at Wal-Mart, or you might end up hand-cuffed.

General Halloween Messages

1. Wishing you the very best Halloween candy sugar high you can get.  Happy Halloween!
2. What do the ghost, Jack-o-lantern , witch, and bat all have in common?  They are all wishing you a Happy Halloween.
3. I have two important questions that need to be answered about Halloween.  What is a “ween?” and Why is a hollow?
4. Wishing you a Halloween that is so fun it’s scary.
5. Having fun on Halloween is just a mandatory as dressing up.

Religious/Christian Halloween Messages

1. The only reason Halloween is not a totally dark, scary, and hopeless event is because of the power and hope of Jesus Christ to save us from evil.
2. May you be comforted by the grace of God this Halloween as you are surrounded by the celebration of evil.
3. Halloween is not a holiday, it is an unholiday.  It is a celebration of all that is unholy.

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