Answering Machine and Voice Mail Messages
When you don't know what to say on your answering machine message, you can read these ideas to help you decide the best route to go. Sometimes being funny is appropriate, but other times you need a serious and more general messages.
Funny Answering Machine Messages
These are examples of funny answering machine messages that can be used to play tricks on people on April fools day or for any other reason. Be careful about what you put on your messages, because your employer may call you and get the message. These are not recommended if you are expecting a call back after an interview.
General Answering Machine Messages
These answering machine messages are the type that most people leave. These can be used for more serious settings such as your business or home phone.