Wedding Sayings

Wedding sayings to write in a card or say when someone gets married. These cliche' sounding wedding sayings will make you sound more cheesy than you can do by yourself. These are either totally original wedding sayings or modifications of well known sayings.

Statistics prove that those who marry are way more likely to eventually divorce than those who don't.
Many people say this or that is "like a good marriage," but there really isn't anything that's as special as a good marriage. Congratulations! (Sincere saying)
Getting married is like taking out a loan on an extremely risky liability that you will never pay off. (funny wedding saying)
It's important to plan that your marriage will outlast your happiness. They are both a choice, but you will have to commit to marriage for a longer duration. (Inspirational Saying)
You only get to choose what kind of spouse you will be. Unfortunately, many people get married without understanding that. (Wise Saying)
Once you get married you have another person to think about always, and, if you're lucky you have another person always thinking about you. (Cute wedding saying)
When two come together they become more than their sum, but only when they put it all together.
Getting married is one of the most foolish necessities of human society.
Love is not a good reason to marry. There is practicality to be taken account of. Otherwise, we would have a lot of people married to a lot of funny things that they "love."
Marrying someone is like going on the scariest, untested, fastest, roller-coaster ride ever created and hoping you can stay in your seat and on track.
It's a good idea to marry a man who stands by his word. After all, "I do" are only words.
Marriage is like monopoly. It's important to play smart at the beginning, it gets easier as you go, and it lasts forever. (Metaphorical saying)
If they made a video game about marriage with lots of shooting and trash talk, then a lot of husbands would spend a lot more time on their marriages. (Funny Saying)
If you make God the center of your marriage, then you don't have to worry about either of you becoming too self centered in your relationship. (Christian Saying)
Weddings are the bride and groom's chance to start their marriage the way they will live the rest of their lives... in debt. (Funny Saying)
Weddings aren't sappy. They are just beautiful celebrations of love created by the union of two precious souls publicly professing their undying love for one another. There's nothing sappy about that. (Sarcastic Saying)
Marriages don't have to be happy, just the people in them. (Wise crack saying)

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