Valentines Sayings

Valentine's Day leaves many people feeling lonely and left out, but these sayings might help you feel a little better in your cynical misery.  Valentine's sayings can be a fun way to remember how funny the holiday is.  You can use funny Valentine's sayings as a way to laugh at the holiday or to write in a Valentine's Day card message.  Here are some made up examples of Valentine's day sayings.
  1. The divorce rate proves that cupid's aim has been a little off these days.
  2. Valentine's Day is actually not for the romantics, it's for the lonely to feel even more lonely than they already did on regular days.
  3. Chocolate covered cherries, roses, and teddy bears are way to pleasant to symbolize real genuine love.
  4. If you have a special someone on Valentine's Day, they should know how special they are before Valentine's Day.
  5. Valentine's Day is your opportunity to show just how superficial your love is by buying a bunch of stuff for someone just because you're supposed to.
  6. Valentine's Day is a day of mourning for the lonely.
  7. If we made every day Valentine's day, the world would be a much better place.
  8. Valentine's Day is a great day to surprise your girlfriend with a romantic gesture, cause there's no way she'll be expecting it on that day.
  9. Nothing is more romantic than going out on the busiest date night of the year, Valentine's Day.  That's why so many people do it every year.
  10. Love is the most important part of Valentine's Day that doesn't cost anything.
  11. Valentine's Day is the only day that romantics can feel normal.
  12. Valentine's Day is all about putting your love into action.
  13. No one hates valentines day like a man who knows the woman he loves is with another.

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