If you are reading this message, then it means a human error has occurred.Discard the current malfunctioning part and replace it with a competent replacement.
Warning! An error has occurred
between the keyboard and the chair. Please remove the defective part.
An error has occurred.Self destruction will begin in ten seconds.
What did you do?You messed everything up and broke it.There’s nothing that can be done now.Way to go you fool.What were you thinking?
We hope you saved your work,
because you just messed up something really badly. If not, you can start all over in a few moments.
If you’re able to read this
message, then there is no hope.All that’s
left for you to do now is scream and run around in a panic.
Well, now you’ve done it.It’s all your fault and there’s nothing
that can fix it.You broke it for good.
You were right about these dang computers being evil, and now they've got you right where they want you.
General Error Message Examples
We’re sorry, something must have
gone wrong. Please try back at a later time.
We are experiencing some
unexpected technical difficulties.Feel
free to notify us of the problem so that we can fix it.
No need to panic, but something
has gone wrong.We’ll look into it and
work on a solution.Sorry for the
inconvenience.
If you’re reading this message,
then something must be broken.We’re
sorry that you’ve experienced a problem, please check back soon to see if the
problem has been resolved.
An error has occurred. Please
contact the tech support help desk to notify them of the issue.