Funny Error Messages

1. If you are reading this message, then it means a human error has occurred.  Discard the current malfunctioning part and replace it with a competent replacement.
2. Warning! An error has occurred between the keyboard and the chair. Please remove the defective part.
3. An error has occurred.  Self destruction will begin in ten seconds.
4. What did you do?  You messed everything up and broke it.  There’s nothing that can be done now.  Way to go you fool.  What were you thinking?
5. We hope you saved your work, because you just messed up something really badly.  If not, you can start all over in a few moments.
   
6. If you’re able to read this message, then there is no hope.  All that’s left for you to do now is scream and run around in a panic.
7. Well, now you’ve done it.  It’s all your fault and there’s nothing that can fix it.  You broke it for good.
8. You were right about these dang computers being evil, and now they've got you right where they want you.
   

General Error Message Examples

1. We’re sorry, something must have gone wrong. Please try back at a later time.
2. We are experiencing some unexpected technical difficulties.  Feel free to notify us of the problem so that we can fix it.
3. No need to panic, but something has gone wrong.  We’ll look into it and work on a solution.  Sorry for the inconvenience.
4. If you’re reading this message, then something must be broken.  We’re sorry that you’ve experienced a problem, please check back soon to see if the problem has been resolved.
5. An error has occurred. Please contact the tech support help desk to notify them of the issue.