50th Birthday Messages: Funny Messages for a 50th Birthday Card

The 50 year old milestone birthday is a great opportunity to poke some fun at someone about his or her age. We, as humans probably enjoy making jokes at people's birthdays in order to escape the reality that we are all getting older all the time and will eventually die.  Well, here's your chance to give a 50 year old a great laugh for the occasion.
Use the following 50th birthday card wishes to figure out what to say to the 50-year-old in your life.
  1. You may be 50 years old, but you are now 100 percent over the hill.
  2. Happy 49th birthday again!
  3. 50 down!  You’re half way to 100!
  4. Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old.  You should be 10 times that excited.  Happy 50th birthday!
  5. If you were a dog, you would be 213 years old.  So, don’t feel so bad about your age.  At least you’re aging like a human.  Happy 50th!
  6. You are half a century, or 5 decades, or 50 years, or 600 months, or 2609 weeks, or 18262 days, or 438288 hours, or 26297280 minutes, or 1577836800 minutes old, depending on what unit of measure you are using.  Hey, at least I didn’t figure it out for seconds.  Happy 50th birthday!
  7. If you had dyslexia you might think you were having your 05th birthday, however, spelled out it would be your hteitfif birthday.
  8. Turn your 50 year old frown upside down and you get a 20 year old smile.
  9. Congratulations on turning 50.  You’re half way to becoming a centenarian.
  10. I would make a joke about how old you’re getting, but I’m worried that if I hurt your feelings I might not get a change to apologize to you since you are getting so close to death.  Happy 50th!
  11. Be careful that you don’t lose your false teeth when you go to blow out all 50 candles.
  12. Being in your 50’s is like being in your 60’s without all the perks.   No senior citizen discounts yet, you still have to work, and you can’t get people to feel sorry for you when your back hurts.  Enjoy your 50’s.